I don't use pick up lines ever but I plan on using these ridiculous ones at some point in the next 6 months as part of my grand social experiment. I'll see how quickly I get laid/slapped/ignored...
1. I drink your milkshake
2. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you
3. Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
4. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't
5. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
6. [When she walks in the room shout loudly near her] DIBS!
7. I'm like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince...You choose
8. Meow
9. Can I show you what I want to do to you using sign language?
10. When it come to cuttin the monkey I can get it wet
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