In many ways I do think like a man but here are some reasons I can still tell my brain is female...Is it worrying that I can only find five?
1. Even when consuming large amounts of alcohol my standards do not slip to that of UGLEH
2. I am never blinded by blonde
3. If two girls get in on in front of me I think 'fuck off'
4. When a girl says she has no female friends I don't feel sorry for her and think she's one of the lads, I think 'there's something not right here - bitch alert'
5. I understand most of the time why people do what they do
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